Before I show you the thing I have to show you, you probably want to take a deep breath.
Just get ready.
I'm guessing that some of you will have no words for what you are about to see.
This is something that I needed to help me endure. To help me through the slush, the ice, the slipping, the ice chopping, the non-existent sidewalks, the one lane streets. The dark mornings and the cold. These are things you don't even realize have a grip on you until you become aware that you haven't fully relaxed your shoulders in days, perhaps weeks, all in your body's effort to conserve heat.
I have a perfect remedy. Not the only remedy, mind you, but A remedy.
That's right. Silver moon boots. Just like you're walking on the moon. Only better.
It's okay if you don't know what to say.